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I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

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Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.

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The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

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The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose.

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Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone?

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A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.

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Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.

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A C-3PO made of ham. His resemblance to a slightly camp gammon robot is extraordinary.
On David Cameron

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If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.

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There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

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You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise

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It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

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When you live in a small house with five younger siblings, it's actually far more sensible- and much quicker- to cry alone.

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It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine.

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You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.

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When a woman says, 'I have nothing to wear!', what she really means is, 'There's nothing here for who I'm supposed to be today.

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But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human.

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Feminism has had exactly the same problem that "political correctness" has had: people keep using the phrase without really knowing what it means.

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I am fully aware of what the word 'fat' means... It's a swear word. It's a weapon. It's a sociological subspecies. It's an accusation, dismissal, and rejection.

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Never feel this bad again. Never come back to this place, where only a knife will do. Live a gentle and kind life. Don't do things that make you want to hurt yourself.

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Batman doesn't want a baby in order to feel he's 'done everything'. He's just saved Gotham again! If this means that Batman must be a feminist role model…then so be it.

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When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can't help but think, You just haven't taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.

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A library in the middle of a community is a cross between an emergency exit, a life raft and a festival. They are cathedrals of the mind; hospitals of the soul; theme parks of the imagination.

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