Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren't having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit. You'd be amazed how easily and repeatedly you can confuse the two. Get a big biscuit tin.


Moranifesto (ed. Random House, 2016) - ISBN: 9781448118533

Caitlin Moran Quotes

Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren't having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit....

Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren't having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit....

Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren't having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit....

Always remember that, nine times out of ten, you probably aren't having a full-on nervous breakdown – you just need a cup of tea and a biscuit....