Bob Saget Quotes

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I don't call her my middle child, I call her my center child, Because the world revolves around her.

Bob Saget

Full House gave me Tourette's. We would be on the set, and, action! "Okay, Michelle, you can't have a horse in the house—" and, cut! "Cock shit fuck!"

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People ask me what my favorite episode of Full House is; it was the last one!

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If you laugh at that, you lower the bar, and I will limbo under it because I am a fucked-up guy!

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This woman woke up to see me and John Stamos banging on her windows. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell.

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That would be a good public service announcement for Nickelodeon: "Hi, this is Bob Saget. Don't fuck that shit. Stay in school. And read!"

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I would dance in the living room and just start dancing, dancing stupid to make anybody laugh, just like silent film stars.

Sharing some of his earliest memories of performing at 4 years old

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On comedy:

It was a defense mechanism and it truly helped me survive. [...] It helped keep me mentally alive rather than letting [adversity] destroy me.

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Humor is the only way my family survived. It is so healthy to laugh. And I'm out there doing it and I know it's healing for people.

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Bob Saget

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Born: May 17, 1956

Died: January 9, 2022 (aged 65)

Bio: Robert Lane "Bob" Saget was an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full House and hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997.

Known for:

Full House (1987 – 1995)
Father and Scout (1994)
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
Critical Condition (1987)
Farce of the Penguins (2006)

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