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Britney Spears is recording a rap song about the recent controversies in her life. "I can't wait to hear that!", said no one.
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In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that... oh, who cares?
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Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice made a surprise trip to Iraq Sunday. Also surprised to be in Iraq on Sunday: thousands of U.S. troops who were supposed to be home by Christmas.
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I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet.
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I love bossy women. Some people hate the word, and I understand how "bossy" can seem like a shitty way to describe a woman with a determined point of view, but for me, a bossy woman is someone to search out and celebrate. A bossy woman is someone who cares and commits and is a natural leader.
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Watching great people do what you love is a good way to start learning how to do it yourself.
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I asked people who have already finished books for advice, which is akin to asking a mother with a four-year-old what childbirth is like.
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That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. 'Good for her! Not for me.'
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Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a whole lot of financial uncertainty. Career is something that fools you into thinking you are in control and then takes pleasure in reminding you that you aren't. Career is the thing that will not fill you up and will never make you truly whole.
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Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.
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I don't think a man who is fifteen years younger than me should tell me he is proud of me unless he is my sober coach or my time-travel dad.
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Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone, or you are being too hard on your friend, or you actually will win the race or the game or get the job. Sleep helps you win at life.
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Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.
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I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do.
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Going from crying to laughing that fast and hard happens maybe five times in your life and that extreme right turn is the reason why we are alive, and I believe it extends our life by many years.
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If you ever want to see heaven, watch a bunch of young girls play. They are all sweat and skinned knees. Energy and open faces.
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I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love.
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No longer shall I paint interiors with men reading and women knitting. I will paint living people who breathe and feel and suffer and love.
Edvard Munch
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Born:
September 16, 1971
(age 52)
Bio:
Amy Meredith Poehler is an American actress, comedian, voice artist, director, producer, and writer.
Known for:
Parks and Recreation (2009 – 2015)
Saturday Night Live (Since 1975)
Sisters (2015)
Mean Girls (2004)
Inside Out (2015)
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