Allan Sherman Quotes

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Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

Allan Sherman
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

Allan Sherman
You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.

Allan Sherman
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.

Allan Sherman
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

Allan Sherman
I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.

Allan Sherman
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

Allan Sherman
In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.

Allan Sherman
In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.

Allan Sherman