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Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
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You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.
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You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
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Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
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The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
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I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.
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Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
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In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.
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In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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Born:
November 30, 1924
Died:
November 20, 1973
(aged 48)
Bio:
Allan Sherman was an American comedy writer and television producer who became famous as a song parodist in the early 1960s. His first album, My Son, the Folk Singer, became the fastest-selling record album up to that time.
Known for:
My Son, the Folk Singer (1962)
My Son, the Nut (1963)
My Son, the Celebrity (1963)
For Swingin' Livers Only! (1964)
My Son, the Box
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