Alan Ayckbourn Quote

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.


Bedroom Farce (1978) act 2


My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.