My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly...

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

Bedroom Farce (1978) act 2

Alan Ayckbourn Quotes

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.