Alan Ayckbourn Quote

My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.


Bedroom Farce (1978) act 2

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My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

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My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

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My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.

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My mother used to say, Delia, if s-e-x ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it.