Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!


Dear Abby (18 November 1984)


Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!