I have more dumb luck thank anybody I know. There must be a convey of guardian angels working twenty-four hours a day looking after me[...] Like the night I first got to Nashville that I laid down in the middle of Broadway, waiting to get run over. It didn't happen [...] I could swear they were keeping me alive just to see what I'd get next, I'm glad they feel that way. I'm trying to help them a little more this days.

Nelson, Willie; McMurtry, Larry (2003). The Facts of Life: And Other Dirty Jokes. Random House Digital. p. 29. ISBN 9780375758607.