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Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

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The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

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We have no Common Vipers in the United States, but we have worse.

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I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart.

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Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

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The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.

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We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.

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My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.

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Salmon have strange ideas. They are afraid of parsley and slices of lemon.

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Octopuses do not develop their minds. They get by and that's all they care.

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Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!

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Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch.

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Vipers show you what Mother Nature can think up when she puts her mind to it.

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An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?

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Etiquette…means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

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I am often asked why Mosquitoes hum loudest when close to one's ear. I don't know.

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Sartor Resartus is simply unreadable, and for me that always sort of spoils a book.

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The Carp is dull and cluggish and greenish or brownish. You wouldn't want him around.

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All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.

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Then Hamilcar … was drowned in 228 B. C. while crossing a stream with a herd of elephants.

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She was the most intelligent woman of her day and she refused to get married in nine languages.

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The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

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Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.

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Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.

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Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air.

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Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honor.

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Entomologists are people who want Ants around. If there are no Ants around, they will go where Ants are.

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A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.

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Great men seem to have only one purpose in life — getting into history. That may be all they are good for.
Footnote

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Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17.

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