Will Cuppy Quote

The Garter Snake or Striped Snake is our most abundant North American serpent. Although they are always getting killed or driven from their natural homes, there are just as many Garter Snakes as ever, and I can tell you the reason. Garter Snakes are crazy about sex and they don't care who knows it.

How to Become Extinct, The Garter Snake (p. 53), Dover Publications. 1964