Victor Villaseñor Quote

You just remember, mijito, whenever your wife comes screaming at you that she's going to kill you because you forgot her birthday, that what she's really saying is 'I love you, I depend on you for my life and love, and so this is why I hate you and want to kill you!' It's always with our wife, our best friends, and our relatives that we end up having most of our troubles in life, mijito.


Burro Genius: A Memoir (2004)


You just remember, mijito, whenever your wife comes screaming at you that she's going to kill you because you forgot her birthday, that what she's...

You just remember, mijito, whenever your wife comes screaming at you that she's going to kill you because you forgot her birthday, that what she's...

You just remember, mijito, whenever your wife comes screaming at you that she's going to kill you because you forgot her birthday, that what she's...

You just remember, mijito, whenever your wife comes screaming at you that she's going to kill you because you forgot her birthday, that what she's...