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Hilarity Ensues (2012)
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They're not. I'm going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded".
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To reign is worth ambition though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
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