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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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