This old man said, 'I haven't tasted food for weeks.' I said, 'Don't worry. It still tastes the same.'


Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book (Random House, 2014). Similar quote found without attribution in: The New Yorker, Volume 53, Part 4 (1977), p. 54. Most likely not an original joke by Copper.

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This old man said, 'I haven't tasted food for weeks.' I said, 'Don't worry. It still tastes the same.'

This old man said, 'I haven't tasted food for weeks.' I said, 'Don't worry. It still tastes the same.'

This old man said, 'I haven't tasted food for weeks.' I said, 'Don't worry. It still tastes the same.'

This old man said, 'I haven't tasted food for weeks.' I said, 'Don't worry. It still tastes the same.'