Someone actually complimented me on my driving the other day. They put a note on my windscreen that said, 'Parking fine'. So that was nice.

Tommy Cooper All In One Joke Book (Random House, 2014). Quoted slightly different in the Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (Oxford University Press, 2013), p. 97: "Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said: 'Parking fine'."