I always wanted to be a dentist, but my hands were too big. Before I could get to the back teeth, I had to pull out all the front teeth.


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I always wanted to be a dentist, but my hands were too big. Before I could get to the back teeth, I had to pull out all the front teeth.

I always wanted to be a dentist, but my hands were too big. Before I could get to the back teeth, I had to pull out all the front teeth.

I always wanted to be a dentist, but my hands were too big. Before I could get to the back teeth, I had to pull out all the front teeth.

I always wanted to be a dentist, but my hands were too big. Before I could get to the back teeth, I had to pull out all the front teeth.