Terry Pratchett - Thought Quotes

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And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch. And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence?

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I always thought Detritus would be good at: "I bet you're wondrin' how many time I fired dis crossbow—"

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These people were not only cheering, they were throwing flowers and hats. The hats were made of stone, but the thought was there.

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I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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One minute I'm just another rabbit and happy about it, next minute *whazaam*, I'm thinking. That's a major drawback if you're looking for happiness as a rabbit, let me tell you. You want grass and sex, not thoughts like 'What's it all about, when you get right down to it?'

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Up until now I'd always thought RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.

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Knowledge is dangerous, which is why governments often clamp down on people who can think thoughts above a certain caliber.

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