Ted Nugent Short Quotes

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I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

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In Ted's world, we want the death penalty to be imposed at the scene of the crime.

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Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

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The magic's in my hands
When in doubt I whip it out
I got me a rock 'n' roll band
It's a free-for-all

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How dare politicians continue to pass insane laws forcing good, law-abiding people to be defenseless and helpless.

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I'll show you some security and I'll show you some peace: Nagasaki and Hiroshima. You fuck with us and we'll fucking melt you.

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I never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and promote such family-destroying conduct on stage.

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How many more times are we going to cower under tables and chairs, whimpering like mindless dogs, thinking that someone else has the responsibility to save and protect us?

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The spirit of the woods is like an old good friend, makes me feel warm and good inside. I knew his name and it was good to see him again, cause in the wind he's still alive.

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They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers' donation?

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I got to tell you, guys that have sex with each other's anal cavities — how can we offend guys that actually have anal sex? Don't you think that might offend some of us who think that's despicable?

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