In school they told me "Practice makes perfect." And then they told me "Nobody's perfect," so then I stopped practicing.


When the Leaves Blow Away (2006) / I Still Have a Pony (2007)

Steven Wright Quotes

In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing.

In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing.

In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing.

In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing.