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A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't first place.
Steven Wright
I Still Have a Pony (2006)
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Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Mary Schmich
Steven Wright
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December 6, 1955
(age 69)
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