Stephen Leacock Quotes

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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

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I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.

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Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.

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It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

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I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

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You cannot depict love inside a frame of fact. It needs a mist to dissolve in.

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His brain trained by long years of high living and plain thinking had become too subtle, too refined an instrument for arithmetic..

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You can never have international peace as long as you have national poverty.

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It is difficult to be funny and great at the same time. Aristophanes and Moliere and Mark Twain must sit below Aristotle and Bossuet and Emerson.

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All Dickens's humour couldn't save Dickens, save him from his overcrowded life, its sordid and neurotic central tragedy and its premature collapse. But Dickens's humour, and all such humour, has saved or at least greatly served the world.

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Too much has been said of the heroes of history-the strong men, the troublesome men; too little of the amiable, the kindly, the tolerant.

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The classical scholars have kept alive the tradition of the superiority of the ancient languages -- a kaleidoscopic mass of suffixes and prefixes, supposed to represent an infinite shading of meaning. It is a character they share with the Ojibway and the Zulu.

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Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.

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Modern critics, who refuse to let a plain thing alone, have now started a theory that Cervantes's work is a vast piece of "symbolism." If so, Cervantes didn't know it himself and nobody thought of it for three hundred years. He meant it as a satire upon the silly romances of chivalry.

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Charles Dickens' creation of Mr. Pickwick did more for the elevation of the human race - I say it in all seriousness - than Cardinal Newman's Lead Kindly Light Amid the Encircling Gloom. Newman only cried out for light in the gloom of a sad world. Dickens gave it.

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"I've been reading some very interesting statistics," he was saying to the other thinker. "Ah, statistics!" said the other, "wonderful things, sir, statistics; very fond of them myself."

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The road comes to an end just when it ought to be getting somewhere. The passengers alight, shaken and weary, to begin, all over again, something else.

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The great man... walks across his century and leaves the marks of his feet all over it, ripping out the dates on his goloshes as he passes.

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Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.

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The tears of childhood fall fast and easily, and evil be to him who makes them flow.

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Any man will admit if need be that his sight is not good, or that he cannot swim or shoots badly with a rifle, but to touch upon his sense of humour is to give him mortal affront.

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Humour in its highest reach mingles with pathos: it voices sorrow for our human lot and reconciliation with it.

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All physicists sooner or later say, "Let us call it Entropy..."

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