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Are you all sitty comftybold two-square on your botty? Then I'll begin.

Stanley Unwin

Now, like all real life experience stories, this also begins once a polly tito, and Happiness Stan, whose life evolved the ephemeral colour dreamy most, and his deep joy in this being the multicolour of the moon. Oh yes. His home a victoriana charibold, the four-wheel folloped ft-ft-ft out the back. Now, as eve on his deep approach, his eye on the moon. Alltime sometime deept joy of a full moon scintyladen dangly in the heavenly bode. But now only half! So, gathering all behind him the hintermost, he ploddy-ploddy forward into the deep complicadent fundermold of the forry to sort this one out.

Stanley Unwin

Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers. So she had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that.

Stanley Unwin

Much is written of the power of the Press, a power which may last but a day; by comparison little is heard of the power of books, which may endure for generations.

Stanley Unwin

Stanley Unwin

Stanley Unwin

Born: June 7, 1911

Died: January 12, 2002 (aged 90)

Bio: Stanley Unwin, sometimes billed as "Professor" Stanley Unwin, was a British comedian, actor and comic writer, and the inventor of his own language, "Unwinese", referred to in the film Carry On Regardless as "gobbledygook".

Known for:

The Secret Service (1969)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)
Carry On Regardless (1961)
Fun at St. Fanny's (1956)
Press for Time (1966)

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