Of Fred Fernackerpan, a Mystery Goblin, who wore his trousers in the same style as Grand Old Duke of York:

And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only half way up
He was arrested.


As quoted in: The Essential Spike Milligan (2002) by Alexander Games

Spike Milligan Quotes

And when they were up they were up And when they were down they were down And when they were only half way up He was arrested.

And when they were up they were up And when they were down they were down And when they were only half way up He was arrested.

And when they were up they were up And when they were down they were down And when they were only half way up He was arrested.

And when they were up they were up And when they were down they were down And when they were only half way up He was arrested.