Spike Milligan Quotes
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Her protruding breasts were pressed flat between his body and hers. He had felt them, he had fondled them, he lifted them, he pressed them, he weighed them, he valued them, he counted them, he massaged them, he stood back from them, he pulled them, he sat on them and picking up a banjo he played them.
To fellow comedian Harry Secombe:I hope you go before me because I don't want you singing at my funeral.
Of Fred Fernackerpan, a Mystery Goblin, who wore his trousers in the same style as Grand Old Duke of York:And when they were up they were up
And when they were down they were down
And when they were only half way up
He was arrested.
I woke up this morning and I was still alive, so I am pretty cheerful.
On being 79