Sloane Crosley - People Quotes

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Most people don't get lucky. They get human. They get crushes. This means you irrationally mortgage what little logic you own to pay for this one thing. This relationship is an impulse buy, and you'll figure out if it's worth it later.

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It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's.

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I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are like the triathalon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette Party, and the Main Event. It's the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. They fall of their bikes and choke on ocean water.

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People are less quick to applaud as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who know where their high school yearbook is and those who do not.

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