Sloane Crosley Quote

I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are like the triathalon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette Party, and the Main Event. It's the Iron Woman and most people never make it through. They fall of their bikes and choke on ocean water.

I Was Told There'd Be Cake (ed. Penguin, 2008) - ISBN: 9781101147474