Sherrilyn Kenyon - Nick Quotes

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He was the captain of the chess club and an A-plus student. – Nick Why would anyone think he's a demon? – Tate The world is insane, and you're asking me for the reasoning of a psycho? I'm not a profiler. – Acheron

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Next time I'll just send the three of you e-mails. What was I thinking when I decided to have this meeting? (Acheron) Oh, I know. That men who are a couple of thousand years old could actually behave like grownups? (Nick) (Zarek elbowed Nick in the stomach.) Oops. Involuntary arm spasm. (Zarek)

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Stop a minute and listen. I know I'm asking the impossible from you, but for once in your life, shut your mouth and open your ears." "I'm not the one talking." Kyrian snarled at him. "Don't get smart with me." "You want me stupid?" "Nick....

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Oh, come on. I have to know about the who-do voodoo that you do. (Nick)

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Yeah, but I don't want to be in pain, and I definitely don't want to suffer. – Nick Well…The only way to avoid them is to die. – Death Okay, let's change the topic now. Oh, look! A chicken. – Nick

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Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.

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Fine. Let's begin with something even you can't screw up. – Death Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should volunteer for the suicide hotline. – Nick What makes you think I don't? – Death

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One of you guys is going to have to feed the vampiric lawyer some blood and it can't be me. (Caleb) Why? You afraid of a little bite? I'm anemic. (Nick) And I'm Catholic. Doesn't that knock me out of the running? (Nick)

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You should try them, Nick. They're delicious. No one makes cookies that taste like this. – Kara 'Probably because arsenic was a key ingredient.' Have to watch my girlish figure. 'Cause if I don't, no one will. – Nick

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Well, if you're through taunting poor Mike, are you ready to go? (Nick) You give me any lip, little boy, and there won't be enough left of you to run through a sieve. (Zarek)

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By the way, don't breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you. (Nick)

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Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. "No man left behind." Nick scoffed. "This aint' the army, boy. It's every man for himself. Fall behind. Get eaten

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Take that, you scum-sucking snipes. Eat your words and your cruelty. May you drown in it and die. (Nick)

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Not half as much as I'd miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash's shoulder.) Please don't hurt me, Ash. Please. I don't want to die while I'm still a virgin. At least let me get laid before you kill me – which according to my mom I can't do until I'm married and I can't do that until I finish college. So you have to wait a good ten years before you snuff me. Deal? (Nick)

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Nick cleared his throat. Do not … and I mean do … not … take this the wrong way, okay? He wrapped his arms around Ash and hugged him. I will always be your brother, he whispered in Ash's ear. And I won't ever hate you.

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I've been around a lot of wraiths, and he doesn't feel like that either, though. It's a strange sensation. Like human wrapped in evil. – Caleb Oh, great. Our coach is a pig-in-the-blanket for Satan. – Nick

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I need dating advice. Fast. Ash arched a single brow at that. I'm useless. I've never been on one. The three human men turned to gape at him. What? Ash asked them defensively. Nick started laughing. Oh man, this is priceless. Don't tell me the great Acheron is a virgin? Ash gave him a droll look. Yeah, Nick. I'm lily-white.

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Yes, he's a good boy. Never been in trouble at school and he's on the honor roll. Captain of the football team. All-around psycho serial killer who hides bodies in the fridge whenever his parents go out of town. (Nick) I also eat babies for breakfast and torture small animals for fun. My therapist says I'm making real progress though. (Caleb)

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I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and movies and he'd be damned if he was going to die once he taught me everything I needed to know about killing zombies. (Mark) Then why let you be his sidekick? Isn't that the same thing? (Nick) Uh, no. In the movies, the sidekicks are the ones who die. (Mark)

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For the record, do I know anyone not a demon or a freak? – Nick Yes, you do. Not sure if Bubba and Mark go into the latter or not, though. I'm too tired to mentally categorize them. You figure it out, and I'll go with your Dewey decimal. – Caleb

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I just can't, Nick, okay? Now, please give me a second to lie here in silence and bleed. – Caleb

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Fine, just don't eat my mom, okay? She's had a bad enough life without becoming the Bride of Dracula. – Nick

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What planet are you from? Obviously Planet Insanity was missing a local, long-term resident.' (Nick)

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(He glared at them while it rang and rang and rang. Grimacing at the delay, Nick glanced toward Kody.) Do necromancers not have voice mail? – Nick

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That's right. Uh-huh. Uh-huh," Nick said arrogantly. "You might know karate, boy, but I know gorilla, and I'm a level 40 champion in it. Let's hear it for Diddy Kong! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!" He mimicked the sound of a gorilla as he held on for dear life.

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When a cow lives with the butcher, sooner or later he gets eaten unless he helps the other cows off to their slaughter. (Nick)

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You're really not right, are you? Yeah, I know. It was all the paint chips I ate as a kid. They were good, but chromosomally damaging. (Nick)

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They say when you're about to die, you see your entire life flash before your eyes. They lied. The only thing Nick Gautier could see flashing was Kyrian Hunter's vampire fangs.

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Possible or not, they tried to turn me into a Nick McNugget. (Nick)

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Now don't you be covering for him, Ash. (She wagged her finger at Nick.) Are you driving? (Cherise) No, Mom. I'm sitting. (Nick)

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