Sarah Silverman Quote

Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.


The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee (ed. 2010)


Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more...

Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more...

Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more...

Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more...