I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, [in a gruff male voice] "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but [flattered smile] he was talking about me!


Jesus Is Magic (2005)

Sarah Silverman Quotes

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a...

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a...

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a...

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a...