"Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath."
"I never knew baths had veins," protested Gabrilowitsch."
"I never knew his great-grandfather had a ba—" began Falcovsky derisively.


"The Idol's Eye", The Most of S. J. Perelman (1992) p. 32.

S. J. Perelman Quotes

Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath. I never knew baths had veins, protested Gabrilowitsch. I never knew ...

Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath. I never knew baths had veins, protested Gabrilowitsch. I never knew ...

Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath. I never knew baths had veins, protested Gabrilowitsch. I never knew ...

Great-grandfather died under strange circumstances. He opened a vein in his bath. I never knew baths had veins, protested Gabrilowitsch. I never knew ...