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I nurse old grudges. I fold origami while nursing old grudges. I think about the past. I wonder if there's any grudges I should start.

Roz Chast

I might spend an hour thinking about why I don't exercise, and feeling very guilty about not exercising. I tried running, over 10 years ago. It didn't really take.

Roz Chast

We have things that grow outside of the house but I wouldn't really call it a garden. I'm not really involved with that. I don't really like yards. It's just, they're so boring.

Roz Chast

A nursery rhyme from the American Psychiatric Society:
Monday's kid is passive-aggressive
Tuesday's kid is compulsive-obsessive
Wednesday's kid is hypochondriacal
Thursday's kid is just plain maniacal
Friday's kid is anal-retentive
Saturday's kid is too non-attentive
But the kid who's born on the Sabbath day
defies diagnosis in every way.

Roz Chast

Roz Chast

Roz Chast

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Born: November 26, 1954 (age 69)

Bio: Rosalind "Roz" Chast is an American cartoonist and a staff cartoonist for The New Yorker. She grew up in the Flatbush section of Brooklyn, the only child of an assistant principal and a high school teacher who subscribed to The New Yorker.

Known for:

Can't We Talk about Something More Pleasant? (2014)
What I Hate: From A to Z (2011)
The Party After You Left (2004)
The Alphabet from A to Y with Bonus Letter Z (2007)

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