Roseanne Barr - Woman Quotes

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If we were to see one flying woman, we would
instantly
know how to rise and join her —
for she could speak to us in our own tongue
with the magic instructions...

Roseanne Barr

He'd never laugh at my jokes.... I was a woman, meaning my relationship with humor should have been as an object, not a perpetrator.

Roseanne Barr

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with. I think every woman should be fat like me.

Roseanne Barr

Everything was the woman's fault, according to Bill and his mother. She was Phyllis Schlafly without the humor and the nice clothes.

Roseanne Barr

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Roseanne Barr