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I figure when my husband comes home at night, if those kids are still alive, hey, I've done my job.
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Me and my husband just found a new method of birth control that really works. Every night before we go to bed, we spend an hour with our kids.
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My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I'm not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms.
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