Roseanne Barr - Husband Quotes

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I figure when my husband comes home at night, if those kids are still alive, hey, I've done my job.

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Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

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I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated... But enough about the pork.

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My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.

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My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.

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My husband and I didn't sign a prenuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

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My husband asked me to be more aggressive in bed, so I shouted, 'NO!'

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My husband said he needed more space, so I locked him outside.

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Me and my husband just found a new method of birth control that really works. Every night before we go to bed, we spend an hour with our kids.

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My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

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