You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but 14 years later you're married to a couch that burps.


As quoted in Funny Business (1992) by David Housham and John Frank-Keyes

Roseanne Barr Quotes

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but 14 years later you're married to a couch that burps.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but 14 years later you're married to a couch that burps.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but 14 years later you're married to a couch that burps.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but 14 years later you're married to a couch that burps.