I've been around a long time, and young men, if there is one thing I know, it is that the only way to kiss a girl for the first time is to look like you want to and intend do, and move in fast enough to seem eager but slow enough to give her a chance to say "So anyway..." and look up as if she's trying to remember your name.

Roger Ebert's Movie Yearbook 2007 (ed. Andrews McMeel Publishing, 2013) - ISBN: 9780740792199