And the French! The French have a bomb, too! Maybe they have the Michelin Bomb—ah! Only destroys restaurants under 4 stars! They are one of the only people that still test their bombs! Where do they do it? In the Sahara in the total wasteland? No, fuck off! In Tahiti! In paradise. Why? Because we're French. Oh, look, a Greenpeace boat coming to protest—fuck off. I sink you.

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)