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[One of my friends] was in labor for 36 hours. (I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.)
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I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
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I don't even know how this word came into being: "aerobics". I guess gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge ten dollars an hour, we can't call it 'jumping up and down'."
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I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.
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September 17, 1953
(age 71)
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