Rita Rudner Quote

I made a terrible mistake on our honeymoon though. You know what I did? I beat my husband at tennis on our honeymoon. And I just came right out afterwards and asked him "Are we ever going to have sex again?" and he said "Yes, but not with each other."

Often paraphrased as: Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him 'Are we going to have sex again?' He said 'Yes, but not with each other'.

Rita Rudner - Stand Up Comedy