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Platypus Man (1995)
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If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine... look into that second, less painful career.
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They should just call it The Bad News. The bloodiest, most disgusting things that happened today packed into a half an hour, right before you go to bed. You thought you were scared before...
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An adult male human that attempts to mate frequently but spends most of its time alone.
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
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Richard Jeni
Born:
April 14, 1957
Died:
March 10, 2007
(aged 49)
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