Rex Stout Quotes

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There is only one object on earth that frightens me: a physicist working on a new trick.

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I love to make a mistake. It is my only assurance that I cannot reasonably be expected to assume the responsibility of omniscience.

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The fricassee with dumplings is made by a Mrs. Miller whose husband has left her four times on account of her disposition and returned four times on account of her cooking...

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The requisitions of the income tax have added greatly to the attractions of mercenary crime.

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I was reminding myself of the one basic rule for experts on females: confine yourself absolutely to explaining why she did what she has already done because that will save the trouble of explaining why she didn't do what you said she would.

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No man with any sense assumes that a woman's words mean to her exactly what they mean to him.

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It is always wiser, where there is a choice, to trust inertia. It is the greatest force in the world.

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No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket.

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I like to walk around Manhattan, catching glimpses of its wild life, the pigeons and cats and girls.

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I don't answer questions containing two or more unsupported assumptions.

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A schedule broken at will becomes a mere procession of vagaries.

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God made you and me, in certain respects, quite unequal, and it would be futile to try any interference with His arrangements.

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I cannot agree that mountain climbing is merely one manifestation of man's spiritual aspirations. I think instead it is a hysterical paroxysm of his infantile vanity.

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What good is an obscenity trial except to popularize literature?

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I understand the technique of eccentricity; it would be futile for a man to labor at establishing a reputation for oddity if he were ready at the slightest provocation to revert to normal action.

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Sometimes it's things that take the joy out of life, like a blowout when you're hitting sixty or a button coming off of a shirt when you're in a hurry, but usually it's people.

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If your ego is in good shape you will pretend you're surprised if a National Chairman calls you to tell you his party wants to nominate you for President of the United States, but you're not really surprised.

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The constant petty behests of life permit few opportunities for major satisfactions, and when one is offered it should be seized.

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The incredible thing happens at the beginning of the story always, you notice, not the end. A Sherlock Holmes story is never a trick story.

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Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

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War doesn't mature men; it merely pickles them in the brine of disgust and dread.

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Bosh. I find a rival — but no, I won't flatter myself that Tecumseh Fox would consider himself a rival of Dol Bonner — I find an eminent detective in your apartment, and that alone is enough, without adding that he is concealed in your bedroom while I am discussing my business with you...

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One trouble with living beyond your deserved number of years is that there's always some reason to live another year. And I'd like to live another year so that Nixon won't be President. If he's re-elected I'll have to live another four years.

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Of course the modern detective story puts off its best tricks till the last, but Doyle always put his best tricks first and that's why they're still the best ones.

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I don't approve of open fires. You can't think, or talk or even make love in front of a fireplace. All you can do is stare at it.

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