I suppose I'll have to clean up Freddy's brains; I hate to leave a mess for the home owners. Hand me that plastic bag; I need to put it over his head to keep him from leaking. Oh, relax, Freddy; I'll tear an airhole for you. - Mercer
Working Stiff: A Revivalist Novel (ed. Penguin, 2011) - ISBN: 9781101517581