People who say this cracker is literally and physically the body of their god and that I'm doing this great act of heresy and sacrilege and horror — even though I didn't actually do anything to it — is disturbing. It's like discovering there are witch doctors lurking in your community and they've been doing weird practices.

Commenting on a Eucharist in Paul Schmelzer (2008-07-15). "Unrepentant science-heathen PZ Myers still intends to prove 'this cracker is nothing'". Minnesota Independent.