Phyllis Diller - Lives Quotes

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Some bad things have been happening lately. A pervert called me. Five times. Collect. And that damn fool won't tell me where he lives.

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I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives 40 miles away.

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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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