Phyllis Diller Quote

Some bad things have been happening lately. A pervert called me. Five times. Collect. And that damn fool won't tell me where he lives.


Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy (2005)


Some bad things have been happening lately. A pervert called me. Five times. Collect. And that damn fool won't tell me where he lives.

Some bad things have been happening lately. A pervert called me. Five times. Collect. And that damn fool won't tell me where he lives.

Some bad things have been happening lately. A pervert called me. Five times. Collect. And that damn fool won't tell me where he lives.

Some bad things have been happening lately. A pervert called me. Five times. Collect. And that damn fool won't tell me where he lives.