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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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You know, all that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae.
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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