Phyllis Diller Quote

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Earliest attribution found in: Princeton Alumni Weekly, Volume 89 (1988), p. 17: "I want for my grandchildren everything I never had, and then I want to move in with them"

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.