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We went all out with new things for our first child and the second one had nothing but hand-me-downs. The bronzed baby shoes almost killed him.
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I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
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On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.
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In England, the profession of the law is that which seems to hold out the strongest attraction to talent, from the circumstance, that in it ability, coupled with exertion, even though unaided by patronage, cannot fail of obtaining reward.
Charles Babbage
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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