Phyllis Diller - Baby Quotes

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We went all out with new things for our first child and the second one had nothing but hand-me-downs. The bronzed baby shoes almost killed him.

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I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

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On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

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