Phyllis Diller Quote

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.


Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy (2005)


I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.