Peter Cook Quote
To a one-legged man that is auditioning for the role of Tarzan:
The leg division, Mr. Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg, I like. A lovely leg for the role. I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is — neither have you.
Not Only But Also (BBC2 TV, 1964) 'One Leg Too Few'
